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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

biden probably took this straight to the prez as a serious reccomendation

i swear sometimes joe biden is like the Lil B of politics god bless

the last bit just kills me omg luv u joey b

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prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

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circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

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i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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mcqueeny:

fab

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nooeahc:

craving

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